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- Hello, baby ...
Princess Mitsu has a great admirer in the vicinities. His
bold name is Bamse, and twice a year nothing will stop him from coming to
court Her Majesty. Any ropes holding him will be chewed up, chains broken,
walls and fences scaled. Mudslides, hell and high water will not stop
brave Bamse.
Mitsu is full of admiration for Bamse's manly splendour -
his mighty stature, drooping tongue and masculine stench. Bamse is
actually one of the very few males who are a bit bigger than Mitsu.
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Bamse's parents are a bit religious, but
the sweet smell of Princess Mitsu will make him forget all about his
upbringing.
This young lad is the heir of both St. Bernhard dogs and Border
Collie dogs.
If he would win the heart of our Princess, what
interesting offspring might they not spawn! With the intelligence of
Akitas, the heavy build of St. Bernhard dogs, and the foolhard
stupidity of Border Collies, the children might be destined for a
starry future ...
But it is yet to see if Princess Mitsu, conqueress of the worlds,
will ever let a mere mortal into her fuzzy heart of stainless
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